Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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