I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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