he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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