Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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