I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize