The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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