I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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