I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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