do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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