I just made out with a guy for $7.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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