I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm passing your future prison.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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