i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I am naked and annoyed.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
