i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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