Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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