Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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