3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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