I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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