i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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