Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
