Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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