Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Acid is not a monday night drug
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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