I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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