Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Come see our sink grown plant.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
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