would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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