I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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