Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
