Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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