I wanna bring you to show and tell
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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