We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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