oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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