So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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