We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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