This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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