Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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