How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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