Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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