Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I forgot how hot balto sounded
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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