I think scott just propositioned me for sex
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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