Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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