Where did you get a picture of my penis
too bad you live with your parents still
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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