i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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