dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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