i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Bring me that man meat
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