kristin has been a bad kristin
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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