We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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