Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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