I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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