Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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