my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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