I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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