guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize