did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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