You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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