I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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