I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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