new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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