Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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