i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i believe in u and ur pee
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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